Real Ghosts 01

Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
People were dying to get in!

What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
Moanday!

Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
It dampens their spirits!

What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
"Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!"

What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
His trans-parents!

What kind of ghost haunts skyscrapers?
High spirits!