Real Ghosts 02

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you really believe in people?


What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
America the Boo-tiful!

What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo-ty!

What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright!

What would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
Deadpan!