Saturday, 30 August, 2008

Salesman Joke

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?”
“Yes, I was a salesman in the country,” said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up.”
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss asked, “How many sales did you make today?”
“One,” said the young salesman. “Only one!” blurted the boss. “Most of my staff makes 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth??”
“Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four dollars,” said the young man.
“How did you manage that?” asked the flabbergasted boss.
“Well,” said the salesman, “this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Land Cruiser.”
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, “You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?”
“No,” answered the salesman. “He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, ‘Sounds like the weekend's a loss, you may as well go fishing.’”

Real Ghosts 02

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you really believe in people?


What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
America the Boo-tiful!

What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo-ty!

What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright!

What would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
Deadpan!

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Thursday, 21 August, 2008

Real Ghosts 01

Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
People were dying to get in!

What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
Moanday!

Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
It dampens their spirits!

What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
"Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!"

What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
His trans-parents!

What kind of ghost haunts skyscrapers?
High spirits!