Two lines Joke

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.


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U r miles away from me.Still I'm watching ur every move by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMAL PLANET

Thanks 2 media.


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DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush


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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".


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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....


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I'm a killer, i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!


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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den... i laugh again