Saturday 30 August, 2008

Real Ghosts 02

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you really believe in people?


What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
America the Boo-tiful!

What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo-ty!

What happens on Broadway when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright!

What would you call the expression on the face of a poker-playing ghost?
Deadpan!

2 comments:

Laughing TV said...

"Do you really believe in people" That's awesome. Thanks for sharing it...

Joked said...

Thanks man, I took this joke with me.