Absolutely Nothing

Mr Rabbit is walking along the road when he spots a crow at the top of a very tall tree. “Good morning Mr Crow.” He shouts. “What are you doing today?” Mr Crow replies,
“Absolutely nothing Mr Rabbit and loving every minute of it!”
“That sounds pretty good Mr Crow. Do you think I could do that?” asks the Rabbit.
“I don’t see why not!” shouts back the Crow.
So, Mr Rabbit lies on the grass at the side of the road and begins doing absolutely nothing.
Half an hour later a fox sees Mr Rabbit and eats him!
Moral: You can get away with ‘Doing Absolutely Nothing,’ but only if you are at the top of the tree.