Sunday school

Rick and Adam are having a sleep over. Rick says to Adam, "I'm going to stay up late so I fall asleep in Sunday school tomorrow."
Sure enough the next day Rick falls asleep in Sunday school. The Sunday school teacher asks,
"Who is our Lord and savoir?" So Adam pokes Rick with his pencil and Rick shouts,
"OH MY GOD!" The teacher says,
"Nice Job Rick!"
Next she asks,
"Who died on the cross for us?" So Adam pokes Rick with his pencil and Rick exclaims, "JESUS CHRIST!"
"Good!" says the teacher.
Next the teacher asks,
"What did Eve say to Adam after they had all their children?" Again, Adam pokes Rick with the pencil and Rick screams,
"Adam, if you poke me with that thing one more time I'm break it in half and shove it up your ass!"