Argue

A couple go on a fishing trip. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn, while the wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. Seeing the boat the wife decided to take a short trip boat. She rowed out a distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.
Then along came the sheriff in his boat.
He pulled up alongside her and said,
"Good morning, Madam. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replied,
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write this up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," she snapped the irately.
"But, I haven't even touched you," said the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think.