Husband Reading | Wife Striping Joke

A man and his wife get into bed for the night. The wife curls up ready for sleep and the husband puts his bedside lamp on to read. While he’s reading, he reaches over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He does this for a short then stops and goes back to reading his book.
Suddenly the wife jumps out of bed and starts stripping in front of him. Confused, the husband asks, “What are doing?”
“You were playing with my pussy,” the wife replies, “I’ve got the hint and I’m stripping for action.”
“O,” says the husband, “You’ve got it all wrong. I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.”