Politically correct

Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid

• A few clowns short of a circus
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A few beers short of six-pack
• A few peas short of a casserole
• The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
• A few feathers short of a whole duck
• All foam, no beer
• Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
• Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
• Too much yardage between the goalposts
• Leads the pack in nostril hair growth
• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
• Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
• No grain in the silo
• Receiver is off the hook
• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down