Marriage Meaning

What you say	What you mean
I love it when you wear that outfit.	No matter how many times you ask me, I won't tell you that those pants make your ass look fat.
I don't need the biggest engagement ring in the store.	I just need a bigger engagement ring than the ones all my friends got.
Your eyes are so hypnotic.	I can't make eye contact with you while I am lying about shagging my secretary.
Well, I usually don't bring a guy home on the first date.	If you buy me the veal, I'll let you touch my tits.
Did you feel the Earth move last night?	Did you notice me farting while you were sleeping?
It hurts me when you go out of town on business.	My other boyfriend is into hardcore S&M.