Some Batty Books by Awful Authors

A Day At The Beach By C. Side
A Large Arsehole By Hugh Janus
A Visit To The Dentist By Lord Howitt-Hertz
Anal Passage By R. Sole
At The Barber's Shop By Shaun Head
Baby's Revenge By Nora Tittov
Beatiful Babe From Newcastle-Upon-Tyne By Bonny Lass
Beside The Seaside By C. Shaw
Blood Sucking Insects - Vol.1 By Amos Quito
Blood Sucking Insects - Vol.2 By Anne Othamosquito
Blood Sucking Insects - Vol.3 By Andy Nuthamosquito
Blood Sucking Insects - Vol.4 By Yetta Nuthamosquito
Blowing Up Buildings By D. Molition
Brainless By M. T. Head
Breaking The Ice By P. Kaxx
Breakfast Recipes By Egon Toast
Breast Feeding By Nora Tittov
Brick Laying By C. Ment
Brown Spots On the Wall By Hu Fling Pu
Call The Plumber By Ivor Leak
Cannibalism By Henrietta Mann
Caring For Parrots By L. O. Polly
Cookery For Beginners By Egon Chips
Death On The Cliff's Edge By Eileen Dover
Defrosting Cattle By Thora Herd
Designing Placards By Bill Poster
Does My Bum Look Big? By Hugh Janus
Driving A Taxi By Minnie Cabb
End Of Term By C. Myra Port
Evacuate The Building By Rufus Falling
Faeces In The Carpet By Drew P. Draws
Fashion Of The 1960's By Minnie Skirt
Fat Bottomed Girls By Hugh Janus
Feed Your Dog Correctly By Nora Bone
First In The Form By Hedda De Classe
Fooling Around By Joe King
Forest Freedom By Lucinda Woods
Fun With Your Friends By Joe Kerr
Garden Full Of Weeds? By Dan D. Lyon
Give To The Poor By Rob Deritch
Golden Waterfall By I. P. Standing
Harbouring A Chinese Fugitive By Hu Yu Hai Ding
Hernia On The Yangtze By Won Hung Low
Hole In The Mattress By Mr. Completely
Home Haircutting By Shaun Head
How To Boast Successfully Vol.1 By Ivor Biggun