Friday 14 December, 2007

Alternative definitions

Circle: A knight that likes culling.
Circumspect: A knight who makes love in secret.
Fertile: Hairy floor covering.
Gentile: Peaceful floor covering.
Hostile: Aggressive floor covering.
Sirloin: Another sexual knight.
Surface: Knight who is rather good looking.
Surmount: A Knight its best to keep in front of you.
Surpass: Another mountain knight.
Surplus: A Mathematical knight in the order of Algebra.
Surround: Fat knight.
Admit: Put on a glove.
Advent: We need more ventilation.
Congest: A group of prisoners having a laugh.
Conquest: A group of prisoners playing hide and seek.
Remit: Put on your glove back on again.
Request: To go on a second adventure.
Submit: Throw the glove in the ocean.
Summit: Add all the gloves together.
Caesarean section: A district in Rome.
Dilate: To live long.
Protein: In favour of young people.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Organic: Musical.
Negligent: what a transvestite wears.
Transvestite: When you get hypnotized to believe your three-piece suit is too small.
Hypnotized: a really cool person witnessed you sign something.
Fascinate: when you swallow a button or a zipper.
Prefer: State of a very young kitten whose fur hasn't grown yet.
Defer: What grows on de cat.
Refer: To grow hair again.

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