Genie Joke

A guy finds a bottle on a beach and after a few rubs out pops a genie in a puff of smoke.
“I’m the genie of the bottle and I can grant you two wishes, what’ll it be?”
“Two wishes, eh? Well I want to be hard and get all the ass I want.” He replies.
“Your wish is my command,” says the genie as he turns the guy into a plastic toilet seat.