Thursday 6 December, 2007

The drunk

A drunk gets on a night bus and staggers up the aisle. He sits next to a prim elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, “I’ve got news for you pal. You’re going straight to hell!”
The man immediately jumps out of his seat and runs down the aisle. “Stop the bus,” he shouts, “If its going to be warm I’ll I need to buy some shorts.”

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