Tuesday 11 December, 2007

The Anthropologist

An Oxford Anthropologist is reading an old book about Africa when he finds an astonishing statement. “The women of one central African tribe had vaginas 4 inches wide and 10 inches deep.” Amazed and determined to check the claim he immediately flies to Africa.
After months trekking through the jungle he finds the tribe and has a private meeting with the chief.
“I’ve heard that the women in your tribe have vaginas 4 inches wide and 10 inches deep. Is it true?”
“Dat's right!" replies the chief with a puzzled look.
“But… But how can you possibly have sex with a woman who has a vagina that size?” asks professor.
“Dat’s no problem!” says the chief, “Dey stretch, dey stretch!”

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