Saturday 1 December, 2007

Three surgeons

Three surgeons are discussing the best type of patient to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table. As when I open them up I can do everything by numbers.”
The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are the best patients. When you open them up you can do everything alphabetical order.”
But the third surgeon says, “No, No the French are the best patients to operate on. When you open them up you’ll find, there’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”

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