Golf trouble

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his head. Naturally the doctor asks, “What happened?”
“Well, it was like this,” says the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field full of cows. While we were looking for it and I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. So, I walked over and lifted up the tail. Stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt was my wife’s golf ball.
That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doc.
“I pointed at the cows butt and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’”