Thursday 6 December, 2007

Wedding blues

Three weeks after her wedding day a woman calls her priest and says, “Father I’ve had a dreadful fight with my husband.”
“Calm down my child,” says the priest, “it’s not as bad as you think. Every marriage has its ups and downs.”
“I know, I know!” says the woman. “But what am I going to do with the body?”

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