Ping Pong

A western guy goes up to an Chinese girl, hands her a table tennis ball and says, “I want you to show me how hot you are with this.”
The girl immediately lies on the floor, pulls down her knickers and pops the ball into her pussy. After composing herself, she quickly coughs and fires the ball across the room.
“Bloody hell that’s amazing,” says the guy, “But, perhaps I should introduce myself, I’m the new table tennis coach.”